Redheads would have made terrible slaves. How long could one of my people have possibly lasted in a southern Cotton field or desert in Egypt? One or two hours at the most before dehydration and sunburn would have brought us to our knees. Then comes the whip on top of the sunburn when you can no longer physically move due to said sunburn...vicious cycle really.
I recently talked to a doctor about an article I had read stating that redheads feel pain 30% more than other skin tones. He said that he had heard the same thing, right before he shoved an epidural needle into my spinal column to inject steroids. 30% is a lot people, and I seriously doubt it swings the other way where we feel 30% more pleasure than other skin tones. I have yet to even bring up the temperament of my kind, we are know for our quick fuses. The lengths of our lives would have been drastically reduced by the speed of our tongues. We have enough trouble working when you pay us well, and place us in an air conditioned building with a nice view.
I recently talked to a doctor about an article I had read stating that redheads feel pain 30% more than other skin tones. He said that he had heard the same thing, right before he shoved an epidural needle into my spinal column to inject steroids. 30% is a lot people, and I seriously doubt it swings the other way where we feel 30% more pleasure than other skin tones. I have yet to even bring up the temperament of my kind, we are know for our quick fuses. The lengths of our lives would have been drastically reduced by the speed of our tongues. We have enough trouble working when you pay us well, and place us in an air conditioned building with a nice view.
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